A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No.. I think now I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever n smart creations of God. Don't mess with them.
Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer Local Author books than REFERENCE books..?? The local author says- "Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after" & REFERENCE BOOK says, “ 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounterfatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray! Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration, whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity"!
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