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| From : Nikhil Gandhi at 12:59 AM - May 22, 2011 ( ) |
Share it on Facebook RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!
RAJANIKANTH DID HIS Junior KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!
DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREAT PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......THUS....................... GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!
AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE, RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....
WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!
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Rajnikanth in IPL
climax:
1 ball , 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
..
Rajni batting…
Bowler bowls…
Rajni hits…
Ball into 4 pieces …
All go for a Six!!!!


Above is advt. in Mumbai Mirror dated 01/01/2012, without the consent of Great Rajnikanth it couldn't be published.
So couple of critics of this thread should not mind it and shouldn't try to make ownership right to the Great Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth Sir belongs to whole India and whole India loves him.
Check the link of Mumbai Mirror.
http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Archive/skins/pastissues2/navigator.asp?AW=1334340882909
RAJNI EK BAR HOTEL MEIN CHAI PINE GAYA ......ACHANAK CHAKU NIKAL K CHAI K 2- TUKDE KAR DIYE....***** FIR ******* FIR KYA ?....TABHI SE " CUTTING CHAI " KI SHURUAT HUI ...!!!!
Rajni’s Website runs with out Internet!
In India, Interesting and funny, Uncategorized on January 23, 2012 at 18:32
A new website dedicated to the superstar Rajinikanth runs ‘without an internet connection’!
Desimartini.com, a portal for all Bollywood news, released a microsite as given below.
Follow the Link.
http://www.desimartini.com/allaboutrajni.htm
Interestingly, while browsing, if a user connects to the internet, a message pops up, which says, “This was unexpected. To keep browsing, switch off your internet”. So, keep your internet connection off to enter the site. If a visitor attempts to re-connect the internet, anerror message will appear in a Rajinikanth’s style.
“He is no ordinary Man:This is no ordinary website.
It runs on Rajni Power.
The only way to enter this website is by switching of your internet” is the message one gets.
The website has been designed by Wehutney for desimartini.com. The developers of the site inspired by Rajini wanted to make the site unique in every way possible. WebChutney had a mandate to design Rajinikanth’s website for his 61st birthday and after going through many deliberations, they wanted the website to run on Rajni Power, not Internet.
Visitors to www.allaboutrajni.com are greeted with a warning that “He is no ordinary man, this is no ordinary website. It runs on Rajini Power” and are advised to switch off internet connection to enter the website.
Rajnikanth was born on 30th february
Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.. 
Once Rajnikanth used to take support of a building
to tie his shoe lace; the building is known as Leaning
Tower Of Pisa!
Rakeshji,
this thread is only for Rajnikanth.
Pl. do not post any other things here.
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The box office collection of movie Ra-One was less than
parking collection of ROBOT....!!!
Rakeshji and Kumaraji,
you both lack sense of humour if you are
different persons bcos I doubt you are one person
with two different ID's.
Rajnikanthji and his fans are loving this thread.
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Einstein said: Everything is relative.
Karunanidhi said: Relative is everything.
Rajnikanth said: I AM EVERYTHING!
The only time Rajnikanth needed a body double was crying scene!
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