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FRIDAYS ARE FOR FUN AND FROLIC: Jokes
| From : Marshall A at 03:55 PM - Sep 03, 2010 (18 months ago) |
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What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl! But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite) Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
Professor : Why r u late?
Professor : So,what? A man went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the account opening form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why? Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”. A man had twins. He named them Tin and Martin. Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax. Again the same. Disgusted man named them Tired & Retired. TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU! A man was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
The judge pounded the hammer on his table and shouted, Yhe man responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.” TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it! Once an eccentric professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper will leak. On a romantic date a boy's girl friend asks him: “Darling ! On our engagement, will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?” What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear. Once an eccentric man was coming out of airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told him “WAIT SIR“…
For which the man replied “65Kgs” and moved on… Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife : Yes darling ,I still dohave , only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr. The eccentric man has an answer to this.. |
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THANKS FOR THE ' LAFFING ' POSTS ON WEEK ENDS
शर्मा जी- जज साहब मुझे तलाक चाहिए, मेरी पत्नी ने एक साल से मुझसे बात नही की।
जज- एक बार फिर सोच ले बेटा, ऐसी पत्नी नसीब से मिलती है।
मनोचिकित्सक बंता, मानसिक रोगी संता की जांच कर रहे थे।
डा.बंता - मान लो, इस वक्त यदि एक रेलगाड़ी तुम्हारी तरफ तेजी से आ रही हो, तो तुम क्या करोगे?
संता- मैं अपने हेलीकॉप्टर में बैठूंगा और फुर्र से उड़ जाऊंगा।
डा.बंता- तुम्हारे पास हेलीकॉप्टर कहां से आएगा ?
संता - वहीं से, जहां से तुम्हारी रेलगाड़ी आएगी ........ !
डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- अब तुम बिल्कुल ठीक हो गये हो फिर भी क्यों डर रहे हो?
मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- जिस गाड़ी से मेरा एक्सीडेंट हुआ था उस पर लिखा था फिर मिलेंगे।
संता कॉलेज की लड़की से बोला- आई लव यू! अब तुम मुझे बोलो।
लड़की- मैं अभी जाकर सर को बोलती हूं!
संता- पगली सर को मत बोल उनकी शादी हो गयी है।
आदमी (ज्योतिषी से)- मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है..?
ज्योतिषी- जब कुदरत ने तेरी किस्मत में दुख नही लिखे तो मैं क्या करूं..
शराबी- आज तब तक पिएंगे जब तक सामने वाले 3 पेड़ 6 नही दिखते।
बार मैनेजर- अरे.... बस करो सामने तो बस 1 ही पेड़ है।
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