Now Pakistan is going to change their Currency
They are going to use the 500 and 1000 rupee notes they had printed for us 😂😂😂
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अक्सर वही लोग तुम पर उंगलियां उठाते हैं।
जिन्हें तुम्हें छूने की औकात नही होती।
पर्दा तो शर्म का ही काफी है।
वरना इशारे तो घूंघट में भी होते हैं।
ऐसे ही गुजार ली जिंदगी मैंने।
कभी खुदा की रजा समझकर कभी अपने गुनाह की सजा समझकर
ज़माने में आये हो तो जीने का हुनर भी रखना...
दुश्मनों से कोई खतरा नहीं बस अपनो पे नजर रखना.
झुकने से रिश्ता हो गहरा तो झुक जाना चाहिए
हर बार "आपको" ही झुकना पड़े तो रुक जाना चाहिए.
Identify the animal.... Open the pic full screen, Place this pic at the tip of ur nose, then focus on the pic n move it slowly away from ur nose. It is amazing ! There is a 3D animal. It is amazing if you can see it ... Let's see whose eyes have not developed presbyopia... You may not get it at the first try... My advice: Do NOT Imagine any animal and try... Like just because it's a yellow and green in color, don't expect anything. Experience the first ever 3D pic in ur mobile. Let me know the name of the animal if you found
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Laxmi : Laxminarayan Rao.
Laxmi is the admin now
💬 2 Wives chatting in office :
Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was Urs???
Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. 🍲 After dinner we walked for an hour.👫 When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!
MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!
"If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !"😀😝😝
Dedicated to All married couple
I came home from work
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.
Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper 📄
English. 17 /100
Maths. 40 /100
I lost my temper
Bloody idiot, Duffer, Ullu ka pattha, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?
Wife said...ek min suno toh
I told her
"Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!"
Wife said...Ohhh...Please listen me.
"What should I listen...This dirty fellow has spoiled name of our family..No one in our family has scored such poor marks ever."
"Papa i was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your marksheet."
Salute Our Mythology:
"Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution. Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.
His Mother sat next to him, smiled and said, "I know about Darwin, Vasu. But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?"
Vasu replied 'no'.
"Ok! Then let me tell you what
you and your Darwin don't know.
The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?"
Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.
She continued, "Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian! So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.
Third avatar was Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct?" Vasu nodded wide eyed.
"The fourth avatar was Narasimha, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.
Fifth, the Waman avatar, the midget or dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is? Because, there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle."
Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.
"The Sixth avatar was Parshuram, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social.
The seventh avatar was Ram, the first rational thinking social being, who practised and laid out the laws of society and the basis of human relationships.
The Eighth avatar was Balarama, a true farmer who showed value of agriculture in the life.
The Ninth avatar was Krishna, the statesman, the politician, the diplomat, the Ambassador, the sutile interpreter, the lover who played the game of society and taught how to live and thrive in the adhaarmic social structure.
And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme."
Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. "This is amazing Mom, how did you .... ? This makes sense!"
She said, "Yes it does Vasu! We Indians knew some amazing things, but just didn't know how to pass it on scientifically. So we made them into mythological stories. Mythology creates faith and makes man sensible. It is just the way you look at it - Religious or Scientific. Your call."
Vasu touched the feet of his mother and hugged her. She kissed him smilingly.
( A Must Read n pass it on for the people who keep harping about western world)
जिस डॉक्टर ने ये पर्चा लिखा है उसको सलाम, और जिस मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ने दवा दी उसको 21 तोपों की सलामी ।
Kabhi Roti k Tukdon me to
Kabhi Salan k Pyaale me,
Teri Zulfon ka Deedar
Begum har Niwale Niwale me.😂
Email from bank to Ismael Bhai: Dear customer please send your PAN details.
Ismael Bhai's reply: Kalkatta me Navratan, Kashmiri, 120, Elaichi, Kachi Chalia
Wife:" If I daily cook like this what will I get..?".
Husband: "You will get my LIC money at the earliest. Darling.
A man wrote in his diary...
Shaadi se pehle ek duaa maangi thi ...ki Ya Allah achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, KHAANA mention karna hi bhool gaya.
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