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From : Srini Vasu at 10:32 PM - Nov 15, 2016 ( )

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Breaking news...
Now Pakistan is going to change their Currency

They are going to use the 500 and 1000 rupee notes they had printed for us 😂😂😂

From: srini vasu at 07:34 AM - Jan 22, 2017( )

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From : Srini Vasu at 11:21 AM - Jan 18, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 11:20 AM - Jan 18, 2018 ( )

George Carlin on aging! 
(Absolutely Brilliant) 

George Carlin's Views on Aging 
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 

3. Keep learning.    Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil’s   family name is   Alzheimer's. 

4. Enjoy the simple things.   

5.  Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves Be ALIVE while you are alive. 

7. Surround yourself with what you love   , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. 

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. 

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

And, if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!! 

"Life's journey is not to 
arrive at the grave safely 
in a well preserved body, 
but rather to skid in sideways,   
totally used up and worn out, shouting 
'...man, what a ride!'

From : Srini Vasu at 11:20 AM - Jan 18, 2018 ( )

😍Biscuit wale ka Love letter: Dear "Marie". Today is a "Goodday". U have "Krack'jacked" my "Little heart".Now i am in "50-50" state of mind. Don't break my "Fantasy".Meet me at "Parle" junction. Plz dont play "Hide n seek". Tumhara "Tiger"...😀😀😀😜😜

From : Srini Vasu at 12:45 PM - Jan 17, 2018 ( )

The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:

- The tender one
- the amazing one
- Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number on which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.

Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as......

"Babu, electrician” 😂😝😁
Men will be Men!!😬🤪

Height Of Bad Luck...

Your battery is at 2% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family.

Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out! 😂😂😂

From : Srini Vasu at 11:14 AM - Jan 16, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 10:45 AM - Jan 16, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 11:03 PM - Jan 15, 2018 ( )

मुझे नहीं आती,उड़ती
पतंगों सी चालाकियां

गले मिलकर गला काटूँ
वो माँझा नहीं हूँ मैं..।।

From : Srini Vasu at 03:08 PM - Jan 15, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 11:58 AM - Jan 15, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 11:49 AM - Jan 15, 2018 ( )

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From : Srini Vasu at 10:51 PM - Jan 13, 2018 ( )

తండ్రి: ఏరా! అమ్మ ఓ దెబ్బేస్తే అలా అరవడమేనా?
కొడుకు: నీలా నేను ఓర్చుకోలేను నాన్నా

From : Srini Vasu at 07:47 AM - Jan 12, 2018 ( )

 Superb Tweet by Bangalore Traffic Police 😜
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars 🤔

From : Srini Vasu at 11:13 PM - Jan 11, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 07:37 AM - Jan 11, 2018 ( )

During a class at Fresno Pacific University, a speaker asked one of the spouses in the audience:

"Does your husband make you happy?"

At this moment, the husband stood up straighter, showing complete confidence. He knew his wife would say yes, because she had never complained about anything during their marriage.

However, his wife answered the question with a resounding "No." "No, my husband does not make me happy."

The husband was baffled, but his wife continued:

"My husband never made me happy, and he does not make me happy. I am happy."

"Whether I am happy or not is dependent not on him, but on me. I am the only person on whom my happiness depends.

I choose to be happy in every situation and every moment of my life, for if my happiness depended on another person, thing or circumstance, I would be in serious trouble.

Everything that exists in this life constantly changes: the human being, the riches, my body, the climate, my boss, the pleasures, the friends, and my physical and mental health. I could quote an endless list.

I need to decide to be happy regardless of anything else that happens. Whether I own a lot or a little, I am happy! Whether I'm going out or staying home alone, ​​I'm happy! Whether I am rich or poor, I am happy!

I am married, but I was already happy when I was single.
I'm happy for myself.

I love my life not because my life is easier than anyone else's, but because I have decided to be happy as an individual. I am responsible for my happiness.

When I take this obligation from my husband and anyone else, I free them from the burden of carrying me on their shoulders. It makes everyone's life much lighter.

And that's how I've had a successful marriage for so many years."

That goes for women and men of all ages 🌼
🌺 Be Happy

From : Srini Vasu at 10:41 PM - Jan 10, 2018 ( )

One day God decided to visit the earth & try some alcohol.

So he changed his dress & went to a bar and asked the bartender :- What all do you have..??

Bartender :- We have Whisky, Rum, Vodka, Gin, Beer etc etc.

God :- Let's try Whisky first. Give me 5 bottles of whisky. 
After having 5 bottles of Whisky, God decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked, who is this man..?? After having 5 bottles of Whisky, he is still on his feet.

After having 5 bottles of Rum, God decided to have beer.
After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him :-

Sir, who are you..?? I've seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet!! Who are you..??

God :- Hum Bhagwaan hain!

Bartender :- Ab Chadi Isko!!

From : Srini Vasu at 12:41 PM - Jan 10, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 07:56 AM - Jan 10, 2018 ( )

From : Srini Vasu at 10:36 PM - Jan 09, 2018 ( )

Baba Ram said "Thand se bachne ke liye pani mein Ajwaine dhalkar piye*"

Kuchh bhakton ne yeh samjha, *Pani mein Aaj Wine dhalkar piye.*

Ab sab achhe feel kar rahe hain

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