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Eshan Kapoor at 04:33 PM - Feb 17, 2014 ( ) Views: 631

 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.


 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?


Fighting for peace is like *ing for virginity.


It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.


Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.


Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.



From: ESHAN KAPOOR at 04:38 PM - Feb 17, 2014( )


A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an * .

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.


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Pradip Ray at 10:53 AM - Oct 25, 2015 ( )

I suddenly re discovered it and found some gems. Why not re-kindle it at least on Sundays / No Trading days. That would suck members to the forum. Who does not like a Discount err copy and paste in face book Profiles!


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