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HUSBAND AND WIFE (NIKHIL GANDHI)

From : Nikhil Gandhi at 03:24 PM - Sep 17, 2011 ( )
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Enjoy..........!   I M SURE U R GONNA LOVE IT!!!

 

 Toooo goooood....!!

 

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.


WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........

 

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

.....................................................................

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

 

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

........................................................................

A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

................................................................

 

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

 

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

...........................................................................

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.


Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

.................................................................

 

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

 

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

...................................................................

 

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

 

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

....................................................................

 

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

 

Husband: A lovely Push...!


and life goes on........

 



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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 11:29 PM - May 10, 2012 ( )


Newly married husbnd SAVED wife's NUMBER on mobile as

"MY LIFE"

Aftr 1yr: "MY WIFE"

5 years: "HOME"

10 years: "HITLER"

25 years: "WRONG NUMBER" ! :lol:





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From : Mihir Shah at 03:51 PM - May 06, 2012 ( )


Height of Dissapointment: Husband enter in a Medical store to buy
Condoms on weekend and receives SmS
frm Wife- "GHAR AATE HUYE WHISPER LE
AANA"





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 03:34 PM - May 06, 2012 ( )


One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.”What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.”My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.” The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.”Yeah, except today is the last night.”





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 01:26 PM - May 05, 2012 ( )


Several days ago as I left the club, I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.  
I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets.  
A quick search in the club revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized,  I must have left them in the car.  

Frantically,I headed for the parking lot.  
My wife had scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.  

My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them.


Her theory is that the car will be stolen.  
 
As I burst through the doors of the club, I came to a terrifying conclusion.  
Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.  
I gave them my location,confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered.
I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  

I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.  
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!!!"

Now it was my time to be silent.  
Embarrassed, I said, "Well,come and get me."  

She retorted,"I will, as soon as I convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car." 


 





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 01:22 PM - May 05, 2012 ( )


Good one Mihirji and Sunilji.





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From : Sunil Jhaveri at 02:04 PM - May 01, 2012 ( )


She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
She'll break open his head and then be his nurse
But when he's well and can get out of bed
She'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head





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From : Sunil Jhaveri at 02:03 PM - May 01, 2012 ( )


An angel of truth and a dream of fiction
A woman is a bundle of contradiction
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house






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From : Ashu A at 09:35 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )


The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

THERE LIES THE CRUX

VERY WELL SAID, HEMANT BHAI...





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From : Mihir Shah at 01:16 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.





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From : Mihir Shah at 01:15 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )


A man goes to a shrink and says,

"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.

What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"





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From : Mihir Shah at 01:13 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )








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From : Mihir Shah at 01:12 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary,
& his Wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
why...
.
.
.
.
That was the deal..!!





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From : Mihir Shah at 01:02 AM - May 01, 2012 ( )


My wife gives me SOUND ADVICE

99% SOUND AND 1% ADVICE





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 12:11 AM - Apr 29, 2012 ( )


Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 12:04 AM - Apr 29, 2012 ( )


Good one Hemantji.





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 11:57 PM - Apr 28, 2012 ( )


Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!





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From : Hemant Parikh at 11:49 PM - Apr 28, 2012 ( )


Why do Women Cry?

 

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he asked God. He said, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

" When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is her’s exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

 

Please send this to five beautiful women you know today.
If you do, something good will happen -
You will boost another woman's self-esteem!

 

 





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 11:41 PM - Apr 28, 2012 ( )


Wah Hemantji wah!





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From : Hemant Parikh at 11:40 PM - Apr 28, 2012 ( )


Jinki yaad mein me deewana ho gya,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki
Kyunki unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye





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From : Nikhil Gandhi at 10:46 PM - Apr 28, 2012 ( )


Lovely Mihirji.Smile




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